Welcome to Spotlight Motors Ltd, we source and supply only the finest modern classic cars. Here is a stunning selection of our latest stock.

Ford Escort XR3i

Finished in snowblind white, this high performance classic car sports an original patina, benefiting even from a fag burn on the drivers seat. A credit to the former owner. Cherished. It is warm in here, isn’t it? This XR3i offers the new owner the chance to own a stunning piece of unrestored Ford history for just £9999.

Audi TT

This stunning modern classic is available in a stunning shade of Anaemic Glaswegian. Has anyone seen my shades? Benefiting from the stunning 1.8 turbo engine. A credit to the former owner. Effortlessly stylish. Designed by [cut and paste from Wikipedia here when back from teabreak] it has been cherished. This unrestored TT represents a sure-fire investment for just £99999

BMW E30 M3

This unrestored BMW E30 M3 is finished in a stunning shade of Tipex and represents a solid investment for the lucky new owner. This car won some races or something, is benefiting from things and is very collectable. A credit to the former owner. Cherished. I’m sweating like a shoplifter here, can’t you turn it down, Dave? Stunning. Hand picked by our trained used car salesman. Yours for a effortlessly stylish £999999

Porsche 911, I think

This is a stunning Porsche 911, I think, finished in stunning Aryan overlord white. A credit to the former owner. Stunning. It might be a Jag, the spotlights have burned my retinas beyond repair. A solid investment, stunning, motorsport something, unrestored, blah blah, cherished, effortlessly stylish and stunning. These moles weren’t here this morning, is that normal? Yours for £99999999. Stunning.

About The Author

Rich Duisberg

Rich Duisberg* has had work published in Classic & Sportscar, Practical Performance Car, Modern Mini, Banzai, MogMag, Evo, GT Porsche, Complete Kit Car, Absolute Lotus, Alternative Cars, Classic Retro Modern, and elsewhere. Rich often appears on CBS’s XCAR and Carfection channels, and Motors TV, plus JayEmm on Cars, enthusing about historic motoring. His latest book (find his work on Amazon) was described by SniffPetrol as "hilarious", although he was also threatened with legal action by elderly DJ Tim Westwood. In his Midlands man cave is a 1972 Fiat 500, a Lotus Elise, a BMW barge and a vintage Royal Enfield pushbike. Previous machines of interest include an Mk1 MX5 (owned for 14 years!), an Alfa GTV6, a Porsche 968 and a Sinclair C5. The Metro (right) was bought for an experiment, and abandoned in Africa. "I am not getting in a car with him" -  said Le Mans winner, Derek Bell. *A nom-de-plume inspired by the BBC's League of Gentlemen.

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