Welcome to Spotlight Motors Ltd, we source and supply only the finest modern classic cars. Here is a stunning selection of our latest stock.

Ford Escort XR3i

Finished in snowblind white, this high performance classic car sports an original patina, benefiting even from a fag burn on the drivers seat. A credit to the former owner. Cherished. It is warm in here, isn’t it? This XR3i offers the new owner the chance to own a stunning piece of unrestored Ford history for just £9999.

Audi TT

This stunning modern classic is available in a stunning shade of Anaemic Glaswegian. Has anyone seen my shades? Benefiting from the stunning 1.8 turbo engine. A credit to the former owner. Effortlessly stylish. Designed by [cut and paste from Wikipedia here when back from teabreak] it has been cherished. This unrestored TT represents a sure-fire investment for just £99999

BMW E30 M3

This unrestored BMW E30 M3 is finished in a stunning shade of Tipex and represents a solid investment for the lucky new owner. This car won some races or something, is benefiting from things and is very collectable. A credit to the former owner. Cherished. I’m sweating like a shoplifter here, can’t you turn it down, Dave? Stunning. Hand picked by our trained used car salesman. Yours for a effortlessly stylish £999999

Porsche 911, I think

This is a stunning Porsche 911, I think, finished in stunning Aryan overlord white. A credit to the former owner. Stunning. It might be a Jag, the spotlights have burned my retinas beyond repair. A solid investment, stunning, motorsport something, unrestored, blah blah, cherished, effortlessly stylish and stunning. These moles weren’t here this morning, is that normal? Yours for £99999999. Stunning.

About The Author

Rich Duisberg

Rich's drivel regularly appears in Practical Performance Car and GT Porsche magazines. He has also written for Classic & Sportscar, MogMag, Classic Performance and Retro, Banzai, Evo, and Modern Mini. He also did a book no-one bought. His hungover fizzog also often appears on CBS’s Carfection channel enthusing about historic motoring. Le Mans winner Derek Bell once refused to get in Rich's Morgan Three Wheeler with him at the wheel. Currently amongst the detritus in his garage is a 1972 Fiat 500 Abarth, a fat BMW and a Lotus Elise. Previous machinery includes a Porsche 968, an Alfa GTV V6 and a dreadful Sinclair C5. He also owns a vintage Royal Enfield pushbike.

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